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Normal People Do Not Have Mullets

This “business in the front, party in the back” catastrophe hairstyle may have been popular in the late 1970s and 1980s but…

Normal People Newsflash: IT IS 2008!!! Get a clue people!

Who ever thought this was a good look? It’s not. It wasn’t then and it certainly isn’t now. If you are currently sporting a mullet get to a hairstylist immediately. Right this second. Drop whatever you are doing and GO. Seriously. I am only here to help you. Not only is a Mullet not attractive but it will cause you to be put into certain stereotypes by others. Redneck, white trash… just two of the categories associated with mullets. Who wants to be put in those categories? If your answer is anything other than “not me” or something along those lines you are not normal and probably need more help than a haircut. Don’t shoot the messenger.

It absolutely baffles me when I see someone with a Mullet. Mullets are NOT NORMAL! I can not stress this enough. Did any of you see the episode of ABC’s The Bachelorette where Ron offered to “modernize” Sean’s hair (aka, get rid of the mullet)? Modernize was the nicest way to put it. I’d like to “modernize” the rest of the mullet population!

This also refers to anyone sporting any of the following mulletish hairdon’ts:
Skullet
Frullet
Tropical mullet (a.k.a. the dreaded mullet or rusta mullet)
Jheri curl mullet
Mo-Hullet (a.k.a. the Mullet-Hawk)
Chullet
Mulldina
Fem-Mullet
Cullet
Jazz mullet
Bus-Mullet
Tri-Mullet
Bro-Mullet
Scene Mullet

Yes. These apparently all exist. Please see wikipedia.org for more info.

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