If you are not a supermodel on a PROFESSIONAL photo shoot or walking the runway at a LEGIT fashion show there is no reason you should ever ever ever ever ever wear high heels with your swim attire. Why? Because that is not normal!!!!
Why in the world would you ever want to wear heels at the swimming [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘swim attire’
August 1, 2008
Normal People Do Not Wear Heels With Swim Attire
June 23, 2008
Normal People Can’t Wear A Speedo
As summer gets underway, Normal People everywhere are donning their favorite swim attire. I’d like to take this time to remind everyone of one simple fact. The Speedo aka the budgie smuggler, dick tog, competition brief, bather, dick sticker, banana hammock or the grape cape was not designed for the normal male. (This post is directed [...]
