Normal People Do Not Have Mail Order Brides

That’s right, mail order brides. Did you even think that was still happening? Or better yet, actually REAL? Well, apparently it is.
Let me give you a little normal people newsflash: ORDERING A SPOUSE IS NOT NORMAL!
If you have to resort to ordering a spouse off of the internet (or from an advertisement of any kind) [...]

Normal People Do Not Refer To Someone As Their BF/GF…

…Until they have the DTR talk. If you don’t know what DTR means, you are not normal, but I will slowly bring you to the normal side by telling you. DTR stands for “Defining The Relationship.”
Defining the relationship is a crucial step in the dating process. Bottom line, you DO NOT refer to someone you [...]