Normal People Do Not Have Mail Order Brides

That’s right, mail order brides. Did you even think that was still happening? Or better yet, actually REAL? Well, apparently it is.
Let me give you a little normal people newsflash: ORDERING A SPOUSE IS NOT NORMAL!
If you have to resort to ordering a spouse off of the internet (or from an advertisement of any kind) [...]

Normal People Do Not Refer To Someone As Their BF/GF…

…Until they have the DTR talk. If you don’t know what DTR means, you are not normal, but I will slowly bring you to the normal side by telling you. DTR stands for “Defining The Relationship.”
Defining the relationship is a crucial step in the dating process. Bottom line, you DO NOT refer to someone you [...]

Normal People Do Not Get Married On Major Holidays

So… you’re in love, you have found the person you want to spend the rest of your life with and you’ve decided to take the plunge, get hitched, bite the bullet, tie the knot, forge the river of life together. Great. Fantastic. Woo Hoo. Congratulations! The world is so happy for you. Now please do your friends and family [...]