Normal People Do Not Bring Their Children To Work

The corporate world is not for children. I am sitting at work right now (obviously being productive) and sitting right next to me is my co-worker’s 11 year old daughter. WHY? you ask, is this girl sitting next to me? GREAT QUESTION! I wondered the same thing, so I asked my co-worker, and here is [...]

Normal People Wear Sunglasses Outdoors

Every normal person knows that the main purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the harmful UVA and UVB rays that (sans sunglasses) could burn your cornias. Aside from the heplful blockage of rays that sunglasses provide, they have also become quite the fashion accessory. Now, I am ALL about fashion accessories, do not get [...]

Normal People Show Up

Sad, but true: Not normal people get invited to parties, events, galas, get togethers, etc.  However, the act of normalcy that separates the “normals” from the rest of the world is showing up!  RSVP’s aren’t just made up for fun. Normal people know this. If you RSVP “attending” for any type of event, get your [...]

Normal People Will Find This Blog Entertaining

If, while reading this blog, you have found yourself on the verge of peeing your pants, snorted, doubled over in laugh pains, laughed so hard you cried, laughed out loud, chuckled, been consumed by a fit of giggles or had to spit out your drink because you were so amused… Congratulations! You are normal.
If you [...]

Normal People Don’t Have Triple-M Sized Breasts

I have a question, and PLEASE let me know if there is ANY type of explanation because I would love to hear it…but WHY IN THE HELL would someone think it is a good idea to have size M breasts, much less TRIPLE size M breasts (or anything remotely close)?
Normal People Newsflash: IT ISN’T ATTRACTIVE!
Breasts [...]

Normal People Don’t Get Cast On “The Real World”

Normal people do not get cast on the show “The Real World” because normal people do not make good television!
Crazy, jealous, psycho, lunatic people make great TV. Why? Because people like to watch what a train wreck it is when un-normal people are let loose into a new city with seven strangers.

Normal People Do Not Get Married On Major Holidays

So… you’re in love, you have found the person you want to spend the rest of your life with and you’ve decided to take the plunge, get hitched, bite the bullet, tie the knot, forge the river of life together. Great. Fantastic. Woo Hoo. Congratulations! The world is so happy for you. Now please do your friends and family [...]