Normal People Do Not Smash Pumpkins.

With Halloween swiftly approaching, beautifully carved pumpkins have begun to pop up everywhere. I love carved pumpkins. They are so festive and wonderful and they really bring out the spirit of the season!
Unfortunately, the carved wonderfulness also brings out the not normals for the ever annoying tradition of pumpkin smashing. These morons dress in dark [...]

Normal People Don’t Leave Stupid Comments Like This…

*The following comment was left in response to “Normal People Do Not Have Mail Order Brides.” Please refer to that post before reading this one.*
“Normal people don’t write a drawn out repetitive compaint on a random website about how bad it is to meet someone from a different country. Did you eve think maybe people [...]

Normal People Do Not Live In Filth

There is no excuse for filth! By filth I do not mean a typical amount of clutter, yesterday’s clothes on the floor, make-up on the bathroom counter, shoes in the living room, or any of the everyday stuff that normal people have laying around their house that may need to be picked up before company comes over. [...]

Normal People Use Deodorant

Ever been at a restaurant, in the grocery line, or at a bar and thought… what the hell is that smell? Is the sewer backed up? Is there a horse in the building? Rotten eggs? A dead body? A dirty diaper? Then you realize it’s the B.O. of the person next to you. Ugh! Unfortunately you’ve encountered on a [...]

Normal People Can’t Borrow Expensive Jewelry

Picture this: You, your couch, a beverage of your choice and the TV turned on the Oscars (or any award show for that matter). As you watch all the beautiful, powerful and rich celebrities walk down the red carpet and wave at the fans and cameras, you might notice some “bling,” “glitter,” “ice,” or “cake” [...]

Normal People Know That No Means No

Nope, this post is not to preach to you about date rape or any rape for that matter but while we are on the subject Normal People clearly know that no means no in any sexual activity! This post is about the everyday Nos. Why is it that some people can not take No for [...]

Normal People Know Better

What is today? If you answered Thursday you’re wrong. Well… kind of. Today is the return of Grey’s Anatomy. Normal People know this. Normal People, though they may not plan to be glued to the TV when it comes on tonight, know that it’s tonight and that it’s a BIG deal to people who are fans of [...]