That’s right, mail order brides. Did you even think that was still happening? Or better yet, actually REAL? Well, apparently it is.
Let me give you a little normal people newsflash: ORDERING A SPOUSE IS NOT NORMAL!
If you have to resort to ordering a spouse off of the internet (or from an advertisement of any kind) there is a clear reason why you were rejected by every other woman who is not for sale and that reason is that you need some serious mental help!
If you somehow missed the memo and have already ordered a bride (or have one on the way), you obviously can’t slap a “return to sender” on that package and send it back, so here are some tips on how to make this highly abnormal purchase a little less creepy ridiculous abnormal desperate:
1. Do not treat her like you ordered her. Even though you did (which I am still branding “abnormal”) she is still your wife. Treat her with respect.
2. This woman is not your personal playground. Enhancing her in anyway for your personal pleasure is despicable.
3. No means no…in any language. (Please refer to “Normal People Know That No Means No” post for further explination if needed)
Bottom line to this is: IF YOU NEED TO BUY A BRIDE, YOU ARE NOT NORMAL! Do the world (and the eBay brides) a favor and stay single.
2 Comments
October 1, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Normal people don’t write a drawn out repetitive compaint on a random website about how bad it is to meet someone from a different country. Did you eve think maybe people may get sick of dealing with the terrible selfish thought process of american women and would like to meet someone that would appreciate a better life? You are probably someone tht was left by your mate and they found someone from another country that looks better than you and doesn’t complain that things aren’t good enough, lol!
October 1, 2008 at 7:02 pm
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