What the hell is this guy wearing? Can these even be called pants? NO! I’d have to classify them as fabric tied up with a string that missed a couple spots and gapped out oddly in two places in the back… so strange.
Above: A Not Normal Person outside of a popular brunch establishment waiting to get a table
If you are not a supermodel on a PROFESSIONAL photo shoot or walking the runway at a LEGIT fashion show there is no reason you should ever ever ever ever ever wear high heels with your swim attire. Why? Because that is not normal!!!!
Why in the world would you ever want to wear heels at the swimming [...]
That’s right, mail order brides. Did you even think that was still happening? Or better yet, actually REAL? Well, apparently it is.
Let me give you a little normal people newsflash: ORDERING A SPOUSE IS NOT NORMAL!
If you have to resort to ordering a spouse off of the internet (or from an advertisement of any kind) [...]
